Naughty Dog, billionaire playboy, has finally come forward with the announcement we were all waiting for. Jason Rubin, creator of the award winning series, came forward with the news that Crash Bandicoot really was just a tech demo for the largely superior Bubsy is 3D in “Furbitten Planet”.

Fans of the Crash Bandicoot series were shocked at the news and there were reports that some PS4 consoles were being smashed in China (possibly unrelated but totally believable that it is).

Jason finalized the statement by saying Crash was indeed an anomaly that never should have occurred. Statements like this underpin why anime was truly a mistake.